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A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed - and without an argument, go directly to...

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Golfing With A Hitman

Three friends were playing golf one beautiful Sunday morning, as usual, and they never missed a weekend. As one of them was about to take the first tee a guy, by himself, asked if he could join their...

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Anything To Make Marriage Work

Seems that, after all these years, the romance and love just wasn't what it used to be for John and Jane. In an attempt to salvage their thirty years of marriage, Jane convices her husband to see a...

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Funny FedEx Golf Commercial

If you're a golf fan, you'll get it. I can totally see this happening to me at some point. Afterall, golfing is much more fun when you're supposed to be doing something else. Click here to view the...

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Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was...

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A Tough Golf Shot

Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, Emma, and hit a nasty slice off the second tee - landing in an impossible lie in front of the greenkeeper's shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested...

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Moses and Jesus Playing Golf

It was a beautiful, sunny Sunday afternoon while Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf. On the first tee-box, Moses pulls out his driver and blisters a shot up the right side of the...

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Tiger Woods Accident Photo

One of our faithful readers sent us this photo, claims to have snagged in the next day after Tiger Woods got into his car accident. Obviously, we don't lay claim to the authenticity or anything - but...

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Tiger Woods Crash Jokes

Call us opportunists, but we've just got to jump on the Tiger Woods jokes bandwagon. At the time of this post, there's a media storm surrounding Tiger and his "transgressions." We're here to...

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Golf Joke: Nasty Left Hook

John's not a great golfer - in fact, he stinks. But he's always working on his game, trying to improve. One afternoon, after a typically crappy round of golf, John is interrupted by a police officer as...

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My Wife, The Caddy

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give...

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Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely...

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